Prophets of the Inevitable

The Inevitable is a realm where the fabric of reality is woven by the threads of certainty. Here, the Prophets of the Inevitable see into the fabric and predict the most probable outcomes of every decision.

The Prophets

• Bartholomew Primetime
• Professor Prediction
• Oracle of Oh no

Our Predictions

Check out our predictions:

• You will get coffee
• It will rain
• You will fart somewhere